go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original.
or as we like to call it
jokes about white people are literally my favorite bc I’ve never heard one that isn’t fucking true and hilarious and honestly I don’t care if people make fun of me bc i have white privilege even as a woman and if a joke about breaking iPhones and doing the half jog is the worst thing I have to deal with then I’m pretty damn lucky
if a joke about breaking iPhones and doing the half jog is the worst thing I have to deal with then I’m pretty damn lucky
when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.